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FRIGHT COURT
IS NOW IN SESSION.
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WILL THE DEFENDANTS PLEASE
APPROACH THE BENCH.
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YOU STAND ACCUSED OF WATCHING
TOO MUCH TALES FROM THE CRYPT.
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DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE CHARGE?
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NEITHER DO I.
BUT I'LL TELL YOU THIS--
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IF CONVICTED, YOU'LL RECEIVE
A STIFF SENTENCE.
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YOU MAY EVEN DO
A LITTLE HORRID TIME.
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HOW DO YOU PLEAD?
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ALL RIGHT, THEN.
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LET THE TRIAL BEGIN.
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OUR FIRST PIECE OF EVIDENCE
IS A TALE
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ABOUT A COUPLE
OF COLLEGE BOYS
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WHO ARE ABOUT TO UNDERGO
A LITTLE TRIAL IN TERROR
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OF THEIR OWN,
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IN A WRIT OF
HABEAS CORPSES I CALL...
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HOUSE OF HORROR.
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HOUSE OF HORROR
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WALL OF FAME
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WALL OF SHAME
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PLACE OF DISHONOR
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EXCUSE ME, HONORABLE
PRESIDENT CRANDLE, SIR.
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THIS UNWORTHY PLEDGE WISHES TO
CLEAN THAT PORTION OF THE FLOOR
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WHICH IS
UNDER YOUR GLORIOUS SHOES.
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ALL RIGHT.
JUST...HURRY IT UP.
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ARLING!
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HEY, ARLING, YOU TURD-BALL,
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DIDN'T I TELL YOU
TO CLEAN THIS SECTION
OF THE FLOOR OVER HERE?
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YES, SIR, GRAND AND GLORIOUS
PLEDGEMASTER WILTON, SIR.
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WELL...ISN'T THAT
DOG SHIT I SEE ON IT?
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YES, IT DOES APPEAR
TO BE CANINE FECAL
MATERIAL, SIR.
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WELL, HOW DO YOU THINK
IT GOT THERE?
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AS A DIRECT RESULT
OF MY OWN SENSE
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OF WORTHLESSNESS AND
INCOMPETENCE, SIR.
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WATERS, HENDERSON--
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THIS DON'T CONCERN YOU.
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GET BACK TO WORK
BEFORE I PADDLE YOUR ASSES.
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WHAT ARE YOU
WAITING FOR, PLEDGE?
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CLEAN IT UP
BEFORE I MAKE YOU
USE YOUR TONGUE!
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YES, SIR. THANK YOU, SIR.
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OH, ARLING?
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YOU FORGOT TO KISS
THE SOLES OF MY SHOES.
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WHAT'S THE MATTER, ARLING,
YOU WAITING FOR
ANOTHER ALTERNATIVE?
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QUIT! QUIT! GO UP
ON THE WALL OF SHAME.
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YOU'LL NEVER
BECOME A MEMBER,
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AND WE HAZE YOU AS LONG
AS YOU GO TO THIS SCHOOL.
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THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED
TO THIS PUNK ASSHOLE QUITTER--
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DEE DEE DeWITT.
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DeWITT CHICKENED OUT
ON A TEST OF COURAGE.
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HE DIDN'T HAVE IT,
SO HE QUIT.
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ONLY WE NEVER LET UP
ON HIM.
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WE DROVE HIM CRAZY.
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WE MADE HIS LIFE
A LIVING HELL.
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DeWITT ENDED UP DE-GRADED,
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DE-BILITATED, AND DE-FUNCT.
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HE HAD A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.
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THAT WAS GREAT.
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ONE OF THOSE THINGS
THAT MAKES ME REALLY PROUD
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TO BE GAMMA DELT.
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MY SHOES, ARLING.
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THAT'S GROSS.
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REMEMBER, KIDDIES,
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TONIGHT'S YOUR TEST
OF COURAGE.
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IT'LL
MAKE OR BREAK YOU.
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YOU KNOW, I'M THINKIN'
I'D LIKE TO BREAK HIM.
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YEAH.
BREAK HIS NECK.
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WAIT FOR HIM ONE NIGHT
BEHIND THE DOOR.
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WHEN HE COMES IN,
WHAM!
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CRACK HIM IN THE HEAD
WITH A BASEBALL BAT.
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FUCK THE BASEBALL BAT.
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I'D USE A SHOVEL.
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YEAH.
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OR AN AX!
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OR A CHAINSAW.
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YEAH.
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I JUST WANT THIS
ALL DONE WITH.
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THE ONLY THING
THAT'S KEEPING
ME GOING IS--
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PLEDGES!
DON'T MAKE A BROTHER
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GET UP
TO ANSWER THAT DOOR!
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WHY, Y'ALL DIDN'T
HAVE TO GET SO DRESSED UP
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JUST FOR LITTLE OLD ME.
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ARLING?
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WHAT'S A PLEDGE
SUPPOSED TO DO IN THE
PRESENCE OF A LADY?
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UH, WELCOME TO
GAMMA DELTA OMEGA.
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PLEDGE ARLING
AT YOUR SERVICE, MISS.
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JUST CALL ME MONA.
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MY, YOU'RE
QUITE A GENTLEMAN.
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I LIKE THAT.
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HOWDY, MONA.
I'M TEX CRANDALL,
PRESIDENT OF THE HOUSE.
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WHAT CAN WE DO FOR YOU?
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YOU SEE, OUR SORORITY--
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DELTA OMEGA ALPHA--
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JUST OPENED A CHAPTER
ON CAMPUS.
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AND WE'D LIKE TO AFFILIATE
WITH A FRATERNITY,
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FOR VARIOUS...
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SOCIAL EVENTS.
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ALTHOUGH I ASSUME
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AN ORGANIZATION
SUCH AS YOURS
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ALREADY HAS
A SISTER HOUSE.
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WELL, UH, ACTUALLY, NO,
WE'VE BEEN ON PROBA--
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I MEAN, REVIEWING
OUR SITUATION.
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WE MAY CONSIDER
AN AFFILIATION,
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PROVIDED CERTAIN
STANDARDS ARE...
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Y'ALL WANNA BE CERTAIN
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WE'RE NOT SOME DOG HOUSE,
RIGHT?
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WELL...
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HOW ABOUT
THREE OR FOUR OF Y'ALL
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COME OVER FOR DINNER
TONIGHT
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AND MEET THE SISTERS,
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UP CLOSE AND...
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PERSONAL?
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MONA, COULD YOU
GIVE US A SECOND HERE, PLEASE?
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THIS IS TOO GOOD
TO BE TRUE.
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IT'S GOTTA BE
ONE OF THOSE
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SORORITY
INITIATION STUNTS.
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THEY GET A BUNCH OF
GUYS OVER AND THEY
MAKE FOOLS OF 'EM.
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IT'S HAPPENED BEFORE.
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LET ME
FLUSH THIS OUT.
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MONA, WE'D LOVE TO.
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UNFORTUNATELY, TONIGHT'S
OUR FINAL PLEDGE RITUAL
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IN AN OFF-CAMPUS LOCALE.
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OH, I'M LES WILTON--
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PLEDGEMASTER.
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IT'S MY JOB TO MAKE MEN
OF THESE BOYS.
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NOW, I ALWAYS THOUGHT
MAKING MEN OUT OF BOYS
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WAS A WOMAN'S JOB.
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WELL, PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE
TO VOLUNTEER YOUR SERVICES.
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I'M SURE THE PLEDGES
WOULDN'T MIND.
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MONA, I APOLOGIZE.
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THAT WAS RUDE AND
INSENSITIVE OF ME.
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HOWEVER,
SINCE WE CAN'T SEND
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ANY BROTHERS
TO YOUR HOUSE TONIGHT,
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PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE
TO COME CHECK OUT
OUR LITTLE RITUAL.
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OH, WE WOULDN'T THINK
OF INTERFERING
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IN ONE OF YOUR
SACRED RITUALS.
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WELL, IF YOU
WERE INTERFERING,
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WE WOULDN'T
HAVE INVITED YOU.
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NEVERTHELESS,
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WE THANK YOU
FOR YOUR INVITATION,
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AND WE WISH YOU MUCH LUCK
ON FINDING A BROTHER HOUSE.
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WELL...
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IF YOU'RE CERTAIN
WE WON'T BE INTERFERING...
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WE'LL BE THERE.
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THAT'S WHAT'S BEEN
KEEPING ME GOING.
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WE'RE ALMOST THERE.
Y'ALL GONNA MAKE IT?
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WE'LL MAKE IT, SIR.
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AND WE KNOW WILTON'S
PUSHING YOU KINDA HARD.
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LIKE WE SAID BEFORE,
HE'S NOT EXACTLY
THE TYPE OF MAN WE APPROVE OF.
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THEN WHY DO YOU
LET HIM DO THIS?
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POLITICS.
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ABOUT 6 YEARS AGO,
GAMMA DELTA HOUSE
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CAME CLOSE TO CENSORSHIP
ON A CHEATING SCANDAL.
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WILTON DUG UP
SOME DIRT ON THE DEAN.
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BINGO--NO MORE SCANDAL.
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WIL DECIDED HE LIKED
THE JOB OF PLEDGEMASTER,
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SO HE'S HAD IT EVER SINCE.
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WAIT, FOR 6 YEARS?
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HOW COME HE HASN'T GRADUATED?
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GUYS LIKE WILL
NEVER GRADUATE.
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END OF THE LINE, KIDDIES!
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PLEDGES WALK
FROM THIS POINT ON!
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WATERS, RECITE THE HISTORY
OF THE OLD COUGHER HOUSE.
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IT WAS OWNED
BY AN OLD--AN OLD HERMIT
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WITH A BLACK
CLOAK AND HOOD,
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WHO HAD THIS
HACKING COUGH.
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YOU COULD HEAR HIM
A MILE AWAY.
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THEY CALLED HIM
THE COUGHER
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AND HIS HOUSE
COUGHER HOUSE.
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WATERS, SWALLOW THAT GUM.
HENDERSON, CONTINUE.
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00:10:06,267 --> 00:10:08,501
WHEN THE ALPHA
SIGMA SIGMA FRAT
HOUSE BURNED DOWN,
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THE MAYOR, WHO
HAD BEEN A MEMBER,
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SWINDLED THE COUGHER
OUT OF HIS OWN HOUSE
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AND GAVE IT
TO THE FRATERNITY.
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THE COUGHER THEN
CURSED THE HOUSE
AND KILLED HIMSELF.
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ARLING,
WRAP IT UP!
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A YEAR LATER,
9 MEMBERS OF ALPHA SIGMA
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WHO LIVED IN THE HOUSE,
INCLUDING THE MAYOR'S SON,
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WERE MURDERED
WITH AN AX
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BY SOMEONE
WEARING A BLACK HOOD
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WITH A HACKING COUGH.
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THE HOUSE WAS CONDEMNED.
THAT WAS 1933.
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EVER SINCE THEN, PEOPLE SAY
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THE COUGHER'S GHOST
IS STILL IN THERE,
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MAKING SURE
NOBODY'S IN HIS HOUSE.
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THEY SAY YOU CAN STILL
HEAR HIM COUGHING.
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BLINDFOLDS OFF,
GENTLEMEN!
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WE'RE HERE.
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SO HERE'S THE DEAL,
PLEDGES.
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YOU EACH HAVE
A FLASHLIGHT.
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00:11:17,100 --> 00:11:20,501
YOU CAN ALL SEE
THAT ROW OF WINDOWS THERE.
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YOU GO IN, RUN UP
TO THE SECOND-FLOOR WINDOW,
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FLASH YOUR LIGHT
THREE TIMES,
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CLIMB THE LADDER
TO THE ATTIC,
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FLASH THREE TIMES
IN THE ATTIC WINDOW.
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THEN WAIT THERE
TILL I CALL YOU BACK DOWN.
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IF YOU MAKE IT, YOU'RE IN.
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SOUND EASY?
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00:11:39,501 --> 00:11:41,000
WELL, THE JOINT'S HAUNTED!
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00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:44,000
AND MR. AX MURDERER'S GHOST
DOESN'T LIKE VISITORS.
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00:11:46,067 --> 00:11:49,167
HENDERSON, YOU'RE FIRST.
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GO.
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00:11:53,033 --> 00:11:55,400
SEE YOU BOYS
IN THE ATTIC.
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00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:57,067
GOOD LUCK, BOYS.
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00:11:57,067 --> 00:11:59,901
ALL OF US SISTERS
ARE COUNTING ON YOU.
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00:11:59,901 --> 00:12:02,300
WE JUST LOVE
FRATERNITY MEN.
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AWOO!
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00:12:10,934 --> 00:12:12,934
SO, MONA...
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00:12:12,934 --> 00:12:14,634
WHERE'S THE REST
OF YOUR SISTERS?
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00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:15,901
THAT CAN'T BE ALL OF 'EM.
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00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:17,667
I DON'T KNOW IF
THEY'LL ALL MAKE IT.
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TOO BAD. ME AND SPARKS HERE
RIGGED UP SOME GREAT GAGS.
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00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,634
THEY'RE GONNA
MISS A GOOD SHOW.
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HEY. GREAT COUGHING,
SPARKS.
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00:12:58,501 --> 00:12:59,501
RECORDED THEM
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00:12:59,501 --> 00:13:01,100
AT THE HOSPITAL
LUNG CANCER WARD,
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00:13:01,100 --> 00:13:04,033
THEN PUMPED THEM UP
ON THE SYNTHESIZER.
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YOU DAMN NEAR
KILLED ME.
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YOU ASSHOLE!
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00:13:51,834 --> 00:13:54,100
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE
THE GHOST
OF AN AX MURDERER,
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NOT
A CHAINSAW MASSACRE.
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ARTISTIC LICENSE.
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00:13:57,367 --> 00:13:59,234
JUST CHECK ON THE
EFFECTS, SPARKS.
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00:14:05,501 --> 00:14:07,334
ONE DOWN,
ONE TO GO.
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00:14:09,968 --> 00:14:12,200
JESUS, THAT SOUNDED
LIKE HENDERSON.
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00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:13,801
NAH, THEY JUST GOT
THE PLACE
WIRED FOR SOUND.
225
00:14:13,801 --> 00:14:15,501
WE'LL SEE HIM
IN THE ATTIC WINDOW
ANY MINUTE NOW.
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00:14:24,601 --> 00:14:27,868
I THOUGHT I TOLD HIM
TO BAG THAT CHAINSAW.
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00:14:32,334 --> 00:14:36,033
WILTON, WHY IS IT
TAKING HIM SO LONG
TO GET UP THERE?
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00:14:37,601 --> 00:14:40,734
GUESS HE JUST AIN'T
GAMMA DELTA MATERIAL.
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00:14:40,734 --> 00:14:43,400
WATERS, LET'S SEE
IF YOU'RE WORTHY.
230
00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:44,501
MOVE YOUR ASS.
231
00:14:44,501 --> 00:14:45,801
YOU SHOW 'EM, TIGER.
232
00:14:55,467 --> 00:14:57,434
WATERS!
233
00:14:57,434 --> 00:14:58,434
THERE'S SOMEBODY
ON THE SECOND FLOOR
234
00:14:58,434 --> 00:14:59,367
WITH A CLOAK AND AN AX.
235
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:02,334
ARE YOU
SHITTIN' ME, ARLING?
236
00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:04,067
NO, MAN, I SWEAR TO GOD!
I JUST SAW HIM.
237
00:15:04,067 --> 00:15:06,367
BAWK BAWK BAWK!
238
00:15:06,367 --> 00:15:09,133
BUCK BUCK
BUCK BUCK BUCK BUCK BAWK!
239
00:15:09,133 --> 00:15:11,400
BUCK BUCK BAWK!
240
00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:21,234
HENDERSON,
YA UP THERE, BUDDY?
241
00:15:23,801 --> 00:15:26,334
HENDERSON,
IS THAT YOU?
242
00:15:51,434 --> 00:15:54,000
STRAWBERRY JELLY.
243
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,901
OH, THOSE FUCKERS!
244
00:16:10,367 --> 00:16:11,534
SHIT, IT'S REAL!
245
00:16:13,734 --> 00:16:15,567
SICK, WILTON!
246
00:16:15,567 --> 00:16:18,267
VERY FUCKING SICK!
247
00:16:18,267 --> 00:16:20,501
WILTON MUST OF RUSTLED IT
FROM MED SCHOOL.
248
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,434
I TOLD YOU TO LOSE
THAT CHAINSAW.
249
00:16:29,434 --> 00:16:31,267
MY SYSTEM
MUST BE SCREWED UP.
250
00:16:31,267 --> 00:16:33,567
THAT--THAT'S SUPPOSED
TO BE A SCREAM.
251
00:16:35,801 --> 00:16:38,901
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
252
00:16:38,901 --> 00:16:40,801
TWO SOUNDS AT ONCE.
253
00:16:40,801 --> 00:16:43,000
IT CAN'T DO THAT.
254
00:16:48,767 --> 00:16:50,334
WHAT'S THE STORY, WILTON?
255
00:16:50,334 --> 00:16:52,567
WHY ISN'T THERE ANY SIGN OF
THOSE PLEDGES?
256
00:16:52,567 --> 00:16:55,100
BECAUSE THEY'RE
FUCKING WITH US,
THAT'S WHY.
257
00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:58,334
LAYING LOW, TRYING
TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD!
258
00:16:58,334 --> 00:16:59,567
AIN'T THAT RIGHT,
ARLING?
259
00:16:59,567 --> 00:17:01,167
I DON'T KNOW!
BUT I DON'T LIKE IT.
260
00:17:01,167 --> 00:17:03,734
YEAH, WELL, LIKE IT OR NOT,
YOU'RE GOIN' IN THERE.
261
00:17:03,734 --> 00:17:07,834
OR I'M MAKIN' IT MY BUSINESS
TO RIDE YOUR ASS
TILL YOU'RE DE-FUNCT.
262
00:17:07,834 --> 00:17:10,033
LOOK, I SAW SOMEBODY
IN THAT WINDOW
WITH AN AX.
263
00:17:10,033 --> 00:17:11,667
I'M NOT GOING UP
TO THE ATTIC!
264
00:17:11,667 --> 00:17:14,067
BAWK BUCK BUCK BUCK
BUCK BUCK BUCK!
265
00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:16,033
HELL, ARLING,
YOU'RE SO CHICKEN,
266
00:17:16,033 --> 00:17:18,334
I BET YOU COULDN'T MAKE IT
TO THE SECOND FLOOR.
267
00:17:18,334 --> 00:17:21,334
IN FACT, I GOT 100 BUCKS
SAYING YOU WON'T!
268
00:17:21,334 --> 00:17:22,501
HOW ABOUT IT, KID?
269
00:17:22,501 --> 00:17:24,501
HENDERSON AND WATERS
BOTH DID IT.
270
00:17:28,834 --> 00:17:30,067
100 BUCKS
WOULD BUY US
271
00:17:30,067 --> 00:17:32,334
ONE TERRIFIC
DINNER DATE.
272
00:17:41,567 --> 00:17:42,767
TO THE SECOND FLOOR.
273
00:17:42,767 --> 00:17:44,968
YOU'RE ON.
274
00:17:44,968 --> 00:17:47,100
GOOD. I'LL GET
YOUR 100 BUCKS,
275
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,968
THEN I'LL RUN YOUR ASS
INTO THE GROUND.
276
00:17:53,033 --> 00:17:55,868
SO, MONA...
277
00:17:55,868 --> 00:17:58,734
DOES THAT DINNER DATE
APPLY FOR ME, TOO?
278
00:17:58,734 --> 00:18:00,300
IF YOU WIN...
279
00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:01,868
BUT YOU WON'T.
280
00:18:01,868 --> 00:18:02,868
I'M SURE
THAT YOUNG MAN
281
00:18:02,868 --> 00:18:04,400
WILL RISE
TO THE OCCASION.
282
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,767
WATERS?
283
00:18:22,767 --> 00:18:25,067
HENDERSON?
284
00:18:26,834 --> 00:18:31,100
HEY. GREAT
ARM GAG, SPARKS.
285
00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:32,167
I DIDN'T DO IT.
286
00:18:32,167 --> 00:18:34,667
I THOUGHT YOU DID.
287
00:18:36,501 --> 00:18:38,868
HEY, WE GOTTA FRY
THIS LITTLE TWERP
288
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:40,667
OR IT'S GONNA COST ME
A C-NOTE.
289
00:18:40,667 --> 00:18:41,667
FRIED.
290
00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,601
WATERS?
291
00:18:59,601 --> 00:19:01,234
HENDERSON?
292
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,367
THIS ISN'T FUNNY, GUYS!
293
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:50,634
WATERS?
294
00:20:03,167 --> 00:20:05,434
OH, SHIT! OH, JESUS CHRIST!
295
00:20:05,434 --> 00:20:08,501
GOD, HE'S ON ME!
HE'S GONNA KILL ME NOW!
296
00:20:08,501 --> 00:20:10,234
I SAW IT!
297
00:20:10,234 --> 00:20:11,534
I SAW COUGHER'S
GHOST WITH AN AX!
298
00:20:11,534 --> 00:20:13,367
IT'S REAL! HE TRIED
TO KILL ME!
299
00:20:14,734 --> 00:20:16,868
TAKE A GOOD LOOK, ASSHOLE.
300
00:20:16,868 --> 00:20:19,968
IT'S JUST A DUMMY WITH
A STUPID MASK WE RIGGED.
301
00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:22,200
DID I CALL THIS,
OR WHAT?!
302
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,567
WE'RE TALKING
WALL OF SHAME,
HERE GUYS.
303
00:20:24,567 --> 00:20:27,100
MR. GUTLESS
WONDER OF 1993.
304
00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:28,601
NO! IT WASN'T A DUMMY!
IT WAS A GHOST!
305
00:20:28,601 --> 00:20:29,767
IT WAS UPSTAIRS!
I SAW HIM!
306
00:20:29,767 --> 00:20:31,000
BULLSHIT.
307
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:34,033
THE WHOLE THING'S BULLSHIT,
INCLUDING THE LEGEND.
308
00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:35,367
PLEDGEMASTER SECRET--
309
00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:36,868
THE WHOLE THING
WAS MADE UP YEARS AGO
310
00:20:36,868 --> 00:20:37,968
AND PRINTED
IN THE SCHOOL PAPER
311
00:20:37,968 --> 00:20:40,267
SO PLEDGES COULD RESEARCH IT
FOR INITIATIONS.
312
00:20:40,267 --> 00:20:41,567
IT NEVER HAPPENED!
313
00:20:41,567 --> 00:20:44,467
THERE'S NO COUGHER.
THERE NEVER WAS.
314
00:20:44,467 --> 00:20:45,701
AND ARLING'S JUST A WUSS.
315
00:20:45,701 --> 00:20:48,200
YOU OWE ME 100 BUCKS,
316
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,167
AND IT'S BUYING ME
A DATE WITH MONA.
317
00:20:50,167 --> 00:20:52,868
SHE LIKES MEN,
NOT WIMPS.
318
00:20:52,868 --> 00:20:55,234
AIN'T THAT RIGHT,
SWEETHEART?
319
00:20:55,234 --> 00:20:57,634
ALL RIGHT, WILTON,
CALL DOWN THE REST
OF THE PLEDGES
320
00:20:57,634 --> 00:21:00,634
SO WE CAN
HIT THE TRAIL.
321
00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:03,467
WATERS! HENDERSON!
322
00:21:03,467 --> 00:21:06,133
THIS IS YOUR GRAND AND GLORIOUS
PLEDGEMASTER HERE.
323
00:21:06,133 --> 00:21:07,200
I'M IN THE HOUSE.
324
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,734
I WANT YOU TO COME DOWN NOW!
325
00:21:09,734 --> 00:21:11,067
WEREN'T YOU SUPPOSED
TO GO UP TO THE ATTIC
326
00:21:11,067 --> 00:21:12,133
AND BRING 'EM DOWN
YOURSELF?
327
00:21:12,133 --> 00:21:13,567
WASN'T THAT THE DEAL?
328
00:21:15,634 --> 00:21:17,133
SO IT'S AN AMBUSH.
329
00:21:17,133 --> 00:21:19,167
I GO UP THERE
AND THOSE TWO JUMP ME.
330
00:21:19,167 --> 00:21:20,868
YOU HAD IT PLANNED
ALL ALONG.
331
00:21:20,868 --> 00:21:23,167
WELL, I AIN'T FALLIN'
FOR YOUR BULLSHIT, ARLING.
332
00:21:23,167 --> 00:21:25,167
NOT THIS WILTON.
333
00:21:25,167 --> 00:21:26,834
WHAT'S THE MATTER,
WILTON,
334
00:21:26,834 --> 00:21:29,501
YOU AFRAID OF GETTIN'
BUSHWHACKED BY A COUPLE
OF DWEEB PLEDGES?
335
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,434
YOU CAN'T TAKE THEM
GREENHORNS?
336
00:21:32,434 --> 00:21:34,968
LES, I THOUGHT
YOU WERE A MAN.
337
00:21:34,968 --> 00:21:37,300
OF COURSE
I CAN TAKE 'EM.
338
00:21:37,300 --> 00:21:38,767
WATCH THIS.
339
00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:43,000
HEY, SPARKS,
CUT THAT OUT!
340
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,834
IT WASN'T ME!
I--I ALREADY
YANKED THE WIRE!
341
00:21:55,801 --> 00:21:58,968
UH, SPARKS, MAYBE YOU'D
BETTER COME WITH ME. UH...
342
00:21:58,968 --> 00:22:01,534
I DON'T REMEMBER HOW WE
RIGGED EVERYTHING UP HERE.
343
00:22:01,534 --> 00:22:02,767
HEY, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.
344
00:22:02,767 --> 00:22:04,100
ME, I'M AFRAID OF GHOSTS.
345
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,767
UH, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT--
346
00:22:08,767 --> 00:22:10,267
I'LL GO FIRST
AND YOU, UH,
347
00:22:10,267 --> 00:22:12,033
YOU GUYS FOLLOW
RIGHT BEHIND ME.
348
00:22:12,033 --> 00:22:14,667
US BROTHERS GOT
TO STICK TOGETHER, RIGHT?
349
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:17,968
BAWK! BUCK BUCK!
BUCK BUCK BUCK BAWK!
350
00:22:17,968 --> 00:22:19,367
BAWK BAWK BAWK!
351
00:22:19,367 --> 00:22:20,901
HEY, COME ON!
352
00:22:20,901 --> 00:22:23,667
THERE'S A DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN BEING CHICKEN
AND BEING STUPID!
353
00:22:23,667 --> 00:22:25,701
OH, YEAH?
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
354
00:22:25,701 --> 00:22:27,701
I'LL REMEMBER THIS.
355
00:22:27,701 --> 00:22:31,100
I'M GOING TO PAY BACK EACH
AND EVERY ONE OF YOU.
356
00:23:00,300 --> 00:23:02,133
YOU REMEMBER ME?
357
00:23:03,334 --> 00:23:04,868
DEE DEE DeWITT.
358
00:23:04,868 --> 00:23:06,801
FROM THE WALL OF SHAME.
359
00:23:06,801 --> 00:23:08,434
I GUESS I PROVED
360
00:23:08,434 --> 00:23:11,300
THAT YOU'RE
NOT GAMMA DELTA
MATERIAL, EITHER.
361
00:23:11,300 --> 00:23:12,734
HA HA HA!
362
00:23:12,734 --> 00:23:15,701
BAWK! BUCK BUCK BUCK
BUCK BUCK BUCK BAWK!
363
00:23:19,534 --> 00:23:20,801
INCREDIBLE, MAN.
364
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:25,200
AND ABOUT THOSE
OTHER PLEDGES--
365
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,701
I PUT A NOTE
ON THE ATTIC DOOR
366
00:23:27,701 --> 00:23:29,367
TELLING THEM
NOT TO SIGNAL
367
00:23:29,367 --> 00:23:31,701
OR DO ANYTHING
UNTIL THEY HEARD
THE PASSWORD--
368
00:23:31,701 --> 00:23:32,868
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
369
00:23:32,868 --> 00:23:36,868
AND I SIGNED THE NOTE
"LES WILTON."
370
00:23:36,868 --> 00:23:40,601
NOBODY DOES THAT TO ME!
371
00:23:40,601 --> 00:23:42,601
LET'S GO, GIRLS.
372
00:23:42,601 --> 00:23:44,267
MONA! WAIT!
373
00:23:44,267 --> 00:23:46,968
I WON! YOU OWE ME A DATE!
374
00:23:46,968 --> 00:23:48,968
ALL RIGHT, WILTON,
CALL DOWN THE REST
OF THEM PLEDGES
375
00:23:48,968 --> 00:23:50,400
SO WE CAN ALL VAMOOSE.
376
00:23:52,734 --> 00:23:54,033
DO IT!
377
00:23:58,167 --> 00:24:00,334
WATERS! HENDERSON!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
378
00:24:00,334 --> 00:24:01,767
NOW GET DOWN HERE!
379
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,367
DID YOU HEAR ME?
380
00:24:04,367 --> 00:24:07,501
I SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
NOW MOVE!
381
00:24:07,501 --> 00:24:09,701
I SWEAR TO GOD,
IF YOU'RE FUCKIN'
WITH ME AGAIN...
382
00:24:09,701 --> 00:24:13,334
HEY. MAYBE THEY ARE
GONNA JUMP YOU.
383
00:24:13,334 --> 00:24:15,400
HA HA HA HA HA!
384
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:17,367
GO UP AND GET 'EM,
WILTON.
385
00:24:17,367 --> 00:24:20,234
GO GET 'EM
OR WE'RE EXPELLING YOUR ASS.
386
00:24:28,767 --> 00:24:31,267
I COULD QUIT.
THAT'S WHAT I OUGHT TO DO.
387
00:24:31,267 --> 00:24:33,734
DeWITT.
388
00:24:33,734 --> 00:24:36,200
SO IT WAS YOU
THAT RIGGED THE ARM?
389
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:38,601
ARM? WHAT ARM?
390
00:24:38,601 --> 00:24:40,200
THIS ARM.
391
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,701
HEY, NO.
IT AIN'T MINE.
392
00:24:42,701 --> 00:24:45,334
OH, MY GOD.
THAT'S A PLEDGE RING!
393
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:47,400
IT'S HENDERSON'S!
394
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:48,801
GOOD LORD!
395
00:24:48,801 --> 00:24:50,133
WATERS!
396
00:24:50,133 --> 00:24:51,868
HENDERSON!
397
00:24:51,868 --> 00:24:54,067
I'M GONNA READ BOTH
YOUR ASSES FOR THIS.
398
00:25:03,767 --> 00:25:04,934
WATERS?
399
00:25:08,300 --> 00:25:09,934
HENDERSON?
400
00:25:35,901 --> 00:25:39,868
WELCOME TO DELTA
OMEGA ALPHA
PLEDGE NIGHT.
401
00:25:41,100 --> 00:25:44,434
WE JUST LOVE
FRATERNITY BOYS.
402
00:25:44,434 --> 00:25:48,734
YOU SEE, D.O.A.
IS AN ALL-GHOUL
SORORITY.
403
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:55,701
YOU'RE ABOUT TO BECOME
404
00:25:55,701 --> 00:25:58,033
DELTA OMEGA MATERIAL NOW.
405
00:25:58,033 --> 00:25:59,467
DINNER.
406
00:26:02,534 --> 00:26:04,033
SEE, LES?
407
00:26:04,033 --> 00:26:06,701
YOU GET YOUR DINNER DATE
AFTER ALL.
408
00:26:06,701 --> 00:26:09,834
AND I'M JUST
SO FAMISHED FOR A MAN.
409
00:26:09,834 --> 00:26:11,334
REMEMBER, PLEDGES,
410
00:26:11,334 --> 00:26:12,667
EAT EVERY BITE
411
00:26:12,667 --> 00:26:15,701
OR YOU'LL END UP ON
THE WALL OF SHAME!
412
00:26:22,914 --> 00:26:27,745
WALL OF SHAME
413
00:26:56,948 --> 00:26:58,900
THE HONORABLE
JUDGE CRYPTKEEPER
414
00:26:58,968 --> 00:27:00,167
POOR LES.
415
00:27:00,167 --> 00:27:01,300
I KNOW THEY SAY
416
00:27:01,300 --> 00:27:04,000
THAT COLLEGE
COSTS AN ARM AND A LEG,
417
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,934
BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
418
00:27:09,267 --> 00:27:13,434
STILL, I THINK HE'D
HAVE BEEN HAPPY TO KNOW
419
00:27:13,434 --> 00:27:17,167
HE WAS PART OF
ONE LAST FOOD FRIGHT.
420
00:27:17,167 --> 00:27:18,334
AH.
421
00:27:18,334 --> 00:27:21,000
I SEE WE'VE REACHED
A VERDICT.
422
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:22,501
MEMBERS OF THE GORY,
423
00:27:22,501 --> 00:27:27,167
DO YOU FIEND THE DEFENDANT
GUILTY OR NOT GUILTY?
424
00:27:29,467 --> 00:27:31,167
WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
425
00:27:31,167 --> 00:27:33,501
A HUNG JURY.